Is "Geda" the monkey king or then United States Presidential candidate Donald Trump cocking a snook at us and testing our self imposed limits of gullibility and credulity.......
According to reports emanating in certain sections of the Chinese state run media; "Geda-the monkey king" (so christened as his uncanny and seemingly outlandish predictions end up causing his legions of fawning fans 'goosebumps' and palpitations) predicted a virtual landslide in favour of Trump in the ongoing US presidential elections.......
A honoured and valued resident of the iconic and famed Shiyanhu Ecological Park for the last eight odd years; the "monkey king" on a stereotypical and balmy Friday afternoon not only predicted/picked Donald Trump as the next President but also delivered a resounding kiss smack on the billionaire tycoons lips......
"Geda" was resplendently attired in a sparkling or then should I say shockingly yellow T-shirt bearing the legend "monkey king of the world" and towered by two life sized cut outs of the two wannabe presidential candidates......
This clairvoyant monkey who recently predicted the winner of the recently concluded European Football Championships with much elan and panache gaily proceeded to crown Trump's life sized portrait and deliver the now celebrated smack on his puckered lips......
Well; well; well will wonders ever cease; Trump has not only succeeded in his sterling efforts at wooing increasingly sceptical and suspicious fellow Americans but also literally charmed the pants of the world's/planets one and only "monkey king".......
According to reports emanating in certain sections of the Chinese state run media; "Geda-the monkey king" (so christened as his uncanny and seemingly outlandish predictions end up causing his legions of fawning fans 'goosebumps' and palpitations) predicted a virtual landslide in favour of Trump in the ongoing US presidential elections.......
A honoured and valued resident of the iconic and famed Shiyanhu Ecological Park for the last eight odd years; the "monkey king" on a stereotypical and balmy Friday afternoon not only predicted/picked Donald Trump as the next President but also delivered a resounding kiss smack on the billionaire tycoons lips......
"Geda" was resplendently attired in a sparkling or then should I say shockingly yellow T-shirt bearing the legend "monkey king of the world" and towered by two life sized cut outs of the two wannabe presidential candidates......
This clairvoyant monkey who recently predicted the winner of the recently concluded European Football Championships with much elan and panache gaily proceeded to crown Trump's life sized portrait and deliver the now celebrated smack on his puckered lips......
Well; well; well will wonders ever cease; Trump has not only succeeded in his sterling efforts at wooing increasingly sceptical and suspicious fellow Americans but also literally charmed the pants of the world's/planets one and only "monkey king".......
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