The warring and constantly squabbling Sir Sunil Gavaskar and the BCCI head honchos seem to have buried the hatchet and made peace at long last with reports trickling in about the BCCI conferring the prestigious C.K. Nayudu award on a certain Mr. Gavaskar what with a citation, scroll of honour and a cheque of Rs. 25 lakh to boot, cause' enough to let bygones be bygones??? well I and countless others surely think so........
We spit, defecate and urinate on the streets and sometimes even fornicate on the same whenever we seem to feel that we are indeed in solitary splendour; we travel on trains, buses and other modes of public transport without a valid ticket and are offended and insulted whenever we are asked to pay for the privilege; we illegally occupy government lands with impunity and shower the concerned government officials with the choicest abuses for doing their jobs justly and fairly; well we're India/Indians and certainly on the "PATH TO PROGRESS"!!!!!!!!!
Time to give the much vilified and harassed Virbhadra Singh some credit for disproving the claims made by his esteemed Prime Minister Manmohan SIngh about money not growing on trees; well money does certainly grow on Virbhadra's trees especially those of the apple bearing kind!!!!!!!!!
To all those who went about making tall claims about socio political realities and Hindi cinema making for the oddest bedfellows; please do yourselves a favour, catch Prakash Jha's "Chakravyuh" in a theatre within your reach and then go and bury your head in the sand cause' you're a relic from the past and not fit to exist in an era of constantly evolving cinematic trends........
The much discussed, awaited and awaited cabinet reshuffle finally seems to be upon us and may soon become a reality on Sunday after being ensconed in the realms of fantasy and conjecture for along interim; but one look at the probables leaves you shaking your head in consternation and wringing your hands in frustration; cause' a conglomoration or congregation of idiots, dolts and persons with questionable IQ levels does certainly make for a discordant orchestra and a recipe for disaster!!!!!!!
Gadkari to be the subject of a probe conducted by the Income Tax department; or so says a news headline; by the same token why can't Messrs Salman Khurshid and Robert Vadra be the subjects of similar probes to be conducted by Messrs Kejriwal and team???????
Naveen Jindal releases a blurred and distinctly inaudible video of a supposed sting operation carried out by his companies against the Zee Television editors who were allegedly demanding bribes for shutting up uncomplimentary news disclosures about his business dealings; a classic case of a drowning man clutching at straws in a last ditch effort at saving both his life and honour at the same time?????
Subroto Roy Sahara and company are indeed ruing the day when they hopped onto the IPL bandwagon, while Preity Zinta, Shilpa Sheetuy and other such team owners are suffering from withdrawal symptoms; wonder what affliction is going to afflict the latest team owners the Maran brothers from Chennai???????
The world around us is surely a sadder and that much morose place with the passing of the "KING OF MINDFUL COMEDY" Jaspal Bhatti; but the angels up there much be rejoicing up there with the thought of having this erudite Sardar as their friend and company; RIP Mr. Bhatti atleast someone up there will be cracking up pretty often whenever you let one off your anecdotes or asides on an unsuspecting audience>>>>>
Anna Hazare and Arvind Kejriwal tout caps that proclaim their claim to be the ubiquitous "AAM AADMI", Congress netas keep repeating the cliched slogan about "Congress ka haath aam aadmi ke saath" till the same is coming out of your ears; the Bharatiya janta party goes to town with the slogan "Congress Bhrasht aur Beimaan Aadmiyon ke sarkaar hain aur Aam Aadmiyon ki Jaani Dushman", will the real "AAM AADMI", Unki Sarkaar and his true friends stand up once and for all and end the confusion and consternation!!!!!!!!FRIDASY
We spit, defecate and urinate on the streets and sometimes even fornicate on the same whenever we seem to feel that we are indeed in solitary splendour; we travel on trains, buses and other modes of public transport without a valid ticket and are offended and insulted whenever we are asked to pay for the privilege; we illegally occupy government lands with impunity and shower the concerned government officials with the choicest abuses for doing their jobs justly and fairly; well we're India/Indians and certainly on the "PATH TO PROGRESS"!!!!!!!!!
Time to give the much vilified and harassed Virbhadra Singh some credit for disproving the claims made by his esteemed Prime Minister Manmohan SIngh about money not growing on trees; well money does certainly grow on Virbhadra's trees especially those of the apple bearing kind!!!!!!!!!
To all those who went about making tall claims about socio political realities and Hindi cinema making for the oddest bedfellows; please do yourselves a favour, catch Prakash Jha's "Chakravyuh" in a theatre within your reach and then go and bury your head in the sand cause' you're a relic from the past and not fit to exist in an era of constantly evolving cinematic trends........
The much discussed, awaited and awaited cabinet reshuffle finally seems to be upon us and may soon become a reality on Sunday after being ensconed in the realms of fantasy and conjecture for along interim; but one look at the probables leaves you shaking your head in consternation and wringing your hands in frustration; cause' a conglomoration or congregation of idiots, dolts and persons with questionable IQ levels does certainly make for a discordant orchestra and a recipe for disaster!!!!!!!
Gadkari to be the subject of a probe conducted by the Income Tax department; or so says a news headline; by the same token why can't Messrs Salman Khurshid and Robert Vadra be the subjects of similar probes to be conducted by Messrs Kejriwal and team???????
Naveen Jindal releases a blurred and distinctly inaudible video of a supposed sting operation carried out by his companies against the Zee Television editors who were allegedly demanding bribes for shutting up uncomplimentary news disclosures about his business dealings; a classic case of a drowning man clutching at straws in a last ditch effort at saving both his life and honour at the same time?????
Subroto Roy Sahara and company are indeed ruing the day when they hopped onto the IPL bandwagon, while Preity Zinta, Shilpa Sheetuy and other such team owners are suffering from withdrawal symptoms; wonder what affliction is going to afflict the latest team owners the Maran brothers from Chennai???????
The world around us is surely a sadder and that much morose place with the passing of the "KING OF MINDFUL COMEDY" Jaspal Bhatti; but the angels up there much be rejoicing up there with the thought of having this erudite Sardar as their friend and company; RIP Mr. Bhatti atleast someone up there will be cracking up pretty often whenever you let one off your anecdotes or asides on an unsuspecting audience>>>>>
Anna Hazare and Arvind Kejriwal tout caps that proclaim their claim to be the ubiquitous "AAM AADMI", Congress netas keep repeating the cliched slogan about "Congress ka haath aam aadmi ke saath" till the same is coming out of your ears; the Bharatiya janta party goes to town with the slogan "Congress Bhrasht aur Beimaan Aadmiyon ke sarkaar hain aur Aam Aadmiyon ki Jaani Dushman", will the real "AAM AADMI", Unki Sarkaar and his true friends stand up once and for all and end the confusion and consternation!!!!!!!!FRIDASY
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