Thursday, October 20, 2016

SANT RAM RAHIM SINGHJI INSAAN'S THIRD ONSCREEN AVATAR......

Riding on the unprecedented wave of success of his second silver screen venture (flick) "MSG:the warrior;lion heart"; Dera Sacha Sauda Supremo Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singhji Insaan caused incurable and untold harm of all Hindi film buffs/afficionados/connosieurs like yours truly by announcing his third home production........
 Tentatively titled; "MSG-The Lion heart-Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab"; Gurmeet Ram Rahim quipped that he was dismayed and saddened beyond all reasonable belief by the naysayers and doubters who had doubted the veracity and authenticity of the surgical strikes carried out by the Indian Army on a minimum of eight terrorist training camps and hideouts in the very recent past and hence he decided to take unto himself the onus of putting these expressed doubts in the shade once and for all........
Slated to go on the floors in the first week of November; this film will be wrapped up in a start to finish thirty odd day long schedule and will hit the silver screens worldwide circa January 2017 if everything goes as per schedule; the Dera Sacha Sauda self styled Godman quipped.......
 "This proposed film will entirely revolve around the chivalrous; gallant and praiseworthy efforts undertaken by the indomitable Indian Army Jawans and Officers and unflinchingly highlight the innumerable sacrifices made by them in the relentless and ongoing battle against terrorists who owe their roots to our inimical neighbour called Pakistan".........
 "Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab" will once and for all shut the mouths of all the indigenous "traitors" and "backstabbers" who neither have the guts; gumption or spine to make their way to the nation's troubled border areas and replicate the emulatory deeds of the Indian Army"......
 "They have instead made it their business to meddle into affairs that do not concern them in the remotest and keep poking fun at the Indian Army's praiseworthy and heroic efforts firmly ensconced in the sylvan surroundings of their air conditioned living rooms and boudoirs and hence I was left with little choice other than shutting them up for good"; this rather eccentric; colourful and larger than life Godman signs off.........

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