Friday, October 28, 2016

MAKING HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES.......

You can certainly bet your last rupee on the fact that our enterprising and conniving traders and innovators will go to any extent in order to ensure that their bottom lines are always burgeoning and prospering no matter what......
 Cracker manufacturers in Uttar Pradesh are laughing their way to the bank and beyond what with their "fancy phooljadis"; serial bombs; rockets; flower pots and the like bearing the names of the fratricidal and warring members of the Yadav clan.......
 Sample this for example; most of the wrappers of the afore mentioned must haves bear the legend of Akhilesh Yadav and his confidante Ram Gopal Yadav posing together in convivial comfort and proximity; while the other lot of Yadavs: Mulayam and Shivpal take pride of place on notable others......
 How can one forget the "dalal" or fixer par excellence Amar Singh who allegedly fixed the investigative agencies and powers that be within the power echelons of the national capital in his sterling effort to prove/underline his unstinted loyalty to elder brother Mulayam and save him the burdens attached with a rather lengthy and eventful period in the famed Tihar Jail........
 His loyalty and chamchagiri are rewarded by the enterprising traders in a befitting and more than appropriate manner what with the smiling and repulsive visage of Amar Singh featuring promptly on the covers of aerial bombs and the like.......
 Priced between a modest Rs.150 and a seemingly astronomical Rs. 5,000/- per package of five to ten boxes or packets; these crackers or then mini explosives with a "difference" are selling like hot cakes and leaving their makers count their returns with nauseating regularity and increasing anticipation......
 Innovation and enterprise thy name by all means if the usurpious and grubby Indian trader who will go to nay length to ensure that he makes far more than his share of the spoils no matter whatever extent he has to plummet in the bargain.......

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