Life; fate; destiny; karma; kismet or whatever else you decide to christen; label or title it does indeed have this uncanny and unerring ability of kicking you in your face whenever you envisage your life to be the proverbial "Bed Of Roses" (whatever that means)........
Pardon me for sounding dramatic; overwrought or hysterical but then an impoverished; literally penniless and seemingly destitute person like yours truly who is literally searching heaven an earth for any and every job that can enable him to keep his body and soul together and more significantly stop being and undue burden on his rapidly ageing mother does indeed have the right to pour out his litany of woes and frustrations.......
Can anything on earth be more ironical; rhetorical or unintentionally hilarious than a situation; scenario or predicament wherein folks who you hold in high esteem and literally place on a pedestal question your faithfulness; integrity; honesty; sense of purpose or commitment to remaining within Bangalore's territorial limits or boundaries as the same forbids them from recommending your name/candidature for jobs that they claim they can land or then place you in within the batting or the proverbial eyelid.......
Let me once again reiterate or underline the irrefutable fact that I have indeed burned my bridges with/in Hyderabad despite having lived there for the last twelve (12) odd years and even grown roots in the "city of Nizams; pearls; ubiquitous Paradise or then Hyderabad House; Bawarchi Biryani; Haleem and last but not the least Bade Miyaan's famed and succulent Paththar Gosht that is worth every single mile you traverse in your fill of the same"........
Yours truly set foot In the city where he grew up and came to love beyond life itself on August 17; 2016 and has since approached everybody he could imagine or then envisage as a source/medium in his quest for a means of livelihood commensurate with his varied and multitudinous experiences acquired rather painstakingly and meticulously over the course of the last 24 or so years of holding various positions no matter however meaningless/inane or trivial they may be in the eyes of the rest of the world.......
Yes; I am old fashioned; decrepit; ancient; fossilised; a relic from the past and so on and so forth; but then my belief about humans and humanity prevailing over and and every material pursuit and acquisition has been the sum total of my forty seven (47) odd year long chequered though highly eventful existence on planet earth and I am neither willing to compromise; alter or even budge an iota from the same no matter what........
Twitter; instagram; whatsapp; you tube and every other new social networking site; tool; device and yours truly are complete strangers and I am utterly unapologetic about the irrefutable and indisputable fact that I neither take recourse to any of these mediums and am more than comfortable in my skin and facebook where I have been for the last seven odd years or so.......
If you are condescending and gracious enough to accept me as I am warts; blemishes; grey hair; eccentricities; quirks; quaint mannerisms et al; do offer me any job that can help me keep my body and soul together ( hell I am ready to start working with any individual who can offer me a starting salary or remuneration in the vicinity of Rs.32-35,000) from this very instant onwards........
Content; blog; article; feature; middle; press handouts; publicity material; HR handbooks; appointment letters and so on and so forth (drafting; writing; editing; designing etc) is what I am best at so do feel free to contact me either through my facebook page; blogs that I post under the acronym/assumed name of "sandythevirgo"; e-mail me at-chopra.sood@gmail.com or then call me up on 7338458228 ASAP..........
Please guys and gals I need a job/assignment like a hungry and starving soul needs his next meal so do accord me with an opportunity of proving myself and making my mark.........
Pardon me for sounding dramatic; overwrought or hysterical but then an impoverished; literally penniless and seemingly destitute person like yours truly who is literally searching heaven an earth for any and every job that can enable him to keep his body and soul together and more significantly stop being and undue burden on his rapidly ageing mother does indeed have the right to pour out his litany of woes and frustrations.......
Can anything on earth be more ironical; rhetorical or unintentionally hilarious than a situation; scenario or predicament wherein folks who you hold in high esteem and literally place on a pedestal question your faithfulness; integrity; honesty; sense of purpose or commitment to remaining within Bangalore's territorial limits or boundaries as the same forbids them from recommending your name/candidature for jobs that they claim they can land or then place you in within the batting or the proverbial eyelid.......
Let me once again reiterate or underline the irrefutable fact that I have indeed burned my bridges with/in Hyderabad despite having lived there for the last twelve (12) odd years and even grown roots in the "city of Nizams; pearls; ubiquitous Paradise or then Hyderabad House; Bawarchi Biryani; Haleem and last but not the least Bade Miyaan's famed and succulent Paththar Gosht that is worth every single mile you traverse in your fill of the same"........
Yours truly set foot In the city where he grew up and came to love beyond life itself on August 17; 2016 and has since approached everybody he could imagine or then envisage as a source/medium in his quest for a means of livelihood commensurate with his varied and multitudinous experiences acquired rather painstakingly and meticulously over the course of the last 24 or so years of holding various positions no matter however meaningless/inane or trivial they may be in the eyes of the rest of the world.......
Yes; I am old fashioned; decrepit; ancient; fossilised; a relic from the past and so on and so forth; but then my belief about humans and humanity prevailing over and and every material pursuit and acquisition has been the sum total of my forty seven (47) odd year long chequered though highly eventful existence on planet earth and I am neither willing to compromise; alter or even budge an iota from the same no matter what........
Twitter; instagram; whatsapp; you tube and every other new social networking site; tool; device and yours truly are complete strangers and I am utterly unapologetic about the irrefutable and indisputable fact that I neither take recourse to any of these mediums and am more than comfortable in my skin and facebook where I have been for the last seven odd years or so.......
If you are condescending and gracious enough to accept me as I am warts; blemishes; grey hair; eccentricities; quirks; quaint mannerisms et al; do offer me any job that can help me keep my body and soul together ( hell I am ready to start working with any individual who can offer me a starting salary or remuneration in the vicinity of Rs.32-35,000) from this very instant onwards........
Content; blog; article; feature; middle; press handouts; publicity material; HR handbooks; appointment letters and so on and so forth (drafting; writing; editing; designing etc) is what I am best at so do feel free to contact me either through my facebook page; blogs that I post under the acronym/assumed name of "sandythevirgo"; e-mail me at-chopra.sood@gmail.com or then call me up on 7338458228 ASAP..........
Please guys and gals I need a job/assignment like a hungry and starving soul needs his next meal so do accord me with an opportunity of proving myself and making my mark.........
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