Thursday, December 29, 2011

MERIT CAR HIRE AND VIRGINIA BEACH AIRPORT

BY SUNNDEEP CHOPRA.
Feeling romantic or then your better halves feeling vexed with you ‘cause you’ve been unduly postponing that week long idyllic getaway that you promised her many a moon ago, well the dream destination for a significant majority of American lovers/couples might just be what you’ve been looking for.
Begin planning for your trip by logging onto the extremely user friendly Merit Car Hire website and book yourself your chosen set of wheels namely a four wheel drive Cherokee and have the same waiting the arrival of your lordships at the Virginia Beach Airport.
Disembarked at the airport and took possession of your designated wheels from car rentals Virginia Beach Airport then without any further ado point the snout of your jeep towards the Crabtree falls; proudly boasting of the sobriquet of “Virginia’s best kept secret”, these falls feature a series of five major cascades and a multitude of smaller ones that plummet down a distance exceeding 1,200 feet in all their resplendent glory.
The intrepid/fearless hiker may venture along the 3 mile trail that culminates in a breath taking view of the falls and the outlooks of the Tyne River valley.
Badly need a history lesson then take a ride in your jeep from the car rental Virginia Beach airport and end the same at the tranquil and surreal atmosphere of the Hollywood cemetery which incidentally boasts of the unique distinction of being America’s most frequented cemeteries.
An astounding and majestic 90 foot high stone pyramid which immortalizes more than 18,000 confederate soldiers who were laid to rest beneath this hallowed ground is it’s crowning glory and many an U.S. president like John Tyler, James Monroe, Jefferson Davis and one of Virginia’s most decorated sons General J.E.B. Stuart lie here in eternal peace.
Had your fill of war history, then do yourself a favour and head towards the Virginia Beach and Boardwalk in your rental Cherokee from Merit Car Hire Services; America’s longest commercial beach incidentally also happens to be one of it’s favourites. The landmark three mile long concrete boardwalk is a hub of activity with bicyclists, roller bladders and skaters, and people watchers all jostling for place.
This place really comes awake once the sun disappears below the horizon and transforms into a veritable living juke box with Virginia’s most accomplished singers, dancers, acrobats, gymnasts and last but not the least performing artists vying for your attention at the same time.
Rise and shine with the birds the next morning and set off towards the Great Dismal National Wildlife refuge that is home to more than 400 wildlife species and has either been viewed as a tranquil paradise by poets and history writers or then a eerie, strangely mysterious place that portends death, destruction, evil and gloom by numerous others. Visitors can have their fill of bird watching, hiking, biking, boating fishing and hunting.
Had your fill, then head back home after returning your rental vehicle.             
 

MIDDLE ON HONOLULU AND BEAUVAIS AIRPORT

 BY SUNNDEEP CHOPRA:
A primeval desire for peace, tranquility, serenity and beholding nature’s beauteous bounty stirred our collective senses and therefore urged us in the direction of Honolulu in gold old US of A and the exotic Beauvais beach in Paris as these two destinations seemed the only answer to our prayers.
 Firstly  heading in the direction of the Hertz car rental counter located on the outer periphery of  Honolulu’s airport, we accomplished the onerous task of renting a chosen set of wheels namely a Dodge four wheel drive truck from the Honolulu car rental service. Task accomplished saw us heading towards the vicinity of Hawaii’s most prominent landmark namely the Waikiki beach.
 Carted blankets, tent and trusted sun tan lotion and made a beeline towards the white sands of this tropical Paradise and it’s warm and bracing waters saw me venture a fairways into the welcoming depths of this oh so friendly ocean and ended up satiating our swimming related desires but also indulged in flights of fancy with a trip on a para glider and challenged the elements with the ubiquitous tried and tested surfboards for company.
As our royal  Honolulu sojourn was restricted to a pithy 24 hour period, the completion of the same saw us heading back to the now familiar climes of the Honolulu Airport and boarding a flight for Paris’s Beauvais Airport but not before surrendering the chosen mode of transport with the friendly and eager to please staff of the Honolulu Airport car rentals.
Beauvais beckoned and how! One of the most prominent tourist destinations in romantic France, Beauvais seemed to be the panacea to  yearnings for exotic French foods namely the snails and escargots, pomme de terre, palate friendly French wines and last but not the least French religious history lesson.
When in France do as the Frenchmen do and that is what we exactly replicated by hiring our group a fawn coloured Renault from the petite lady at the Beauvais Airport car Hire counter and pointed the car in the direction of the Cathedral Saint Pierre which is both a repository and veritable treasure house of sculptures, paintings and busts of Catholic saints and religious figures from the nineteenth century.
Nord Pas De Calais Beach beckoned and we collectively answered by setting off towards it in the  trusted set of wheels rented from the Beauvais car rental services and enjoyed ourselves to  our  hearts’ content by soaking in the serene. Warm, friendly and tranquil atmosphere, swimming or rather wallowing like  beached whales in the shallows and scything through the choppy seas like a dolphin when pitted against the deep end.
Mission accomplished, all of us now headed back towards home and hearth and the hustle and bustle of  Saddi Dilli’s Defence Colony, but if there’s one thing we miss most, it’s certainly got to be the smiling visage and come hither glances of the petite lady at the Beauvais Airport car rental counter.

MIDDLE ON SOUTH DAKOTA AND COMFORT CAR HIRE

BY SUNNDEEP CHOPRA.
South Dakota is certainly the repository of 20th century American History and the home of Mount Rushmore, Crazy Horse memorial, Minuteman Missile National Historic site and may other of their ilk. Immensely popular with both domestic and international tourists, South Dakota certainly has something for everyone.
Your rental vehicle from the car rental South Dakota services will find itself involuntarily drawn towards Mount Rushmore; nestled in the backdrop Of South Dakota’s Black Hills, this 500 feet wide and 60 feet high sculpture of the faces of the four most exalted American Presidents namely George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln looks forward or then out towards the country that all four of them so deeply loved and venerated.
Sculptor Gutzon Borglum began drilling into the 5,725 feet high mountain way back in 1927. The creation and completion of the “ Shrine of Democracy” took 14 long years and cost the American exchequer a measly 1 million dollars, though it’s now deemed priceless.
The gods must be crazy; well they certainly aren’t crazy as your sojourn in your rental from the car rentals south Dakota will reveal. “ my fellow chiefs and I would like the white man to know that the red man has great heroes too.” These are the words chief Henry Standing Bear wrote to sculptor Korczak Ziolowski way back in 1939 urging him to visit the Black Hills and carve a mountain sculpture honouring the beleaguered American Indians. Work continues till date on this world’s largest mountain sculpture which will stand a stately 641 feet long and 563 feet high when completed. Meanwhile the chief’s and sculptors families keep the dream alive.
The United States Air Force began burying top secret weapons beneath the prairie grasses of South Dakota during the year 1961 and the Minuteman Missile national Historic Site bears both silent and adequate testimony to this undeniable as well as startling fact. The Minuteman Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles were designed as a deterrent to any nuclear misadventures by the then USSR at the height of the Cold War, though they were never used, the same bear silent testimony towards man’s immense potential for self destruction.
Discover gifts that will remind you of both your visit to the reptile gardens as well as South Dakota-reptile knives, stuffed animals, Black hills gold jewellery, fossils, polished stones and rocks, one-of-a-kind artworks and carvings, hats, apparel and multifarious other collectibles await the arrival of your majesties at the reptile gardens gift store.
Established in the year 200 comfort car Hire services is South Africa’s largest car rental service and boasts of many a customized solution keeping the tastes, economic and travel related needs of the tourist uppermost. Comfort car Hire Services lays unabashed claim to the sobriquet of being South Africa’s favourite, most economical and user friendly one of it’s kind car rental service.      

ON MORTGAGE AND REVERSE MORTGAGE

BY SUNNDEEP CHOPRA
A ‘mortgage’ has come to be defined as the transfer of an interest in property (or the equivalent in law-a charge) to a lender as a security for a debt. While a mortgage is quintessentially not a debt, it is the lender’s security for a debt. In simpler words, a mortgage can be understood as a security for the loan that the lender makes to the borrower.
Mortgages are strongly identified or then associated with loans secured on real estate and indeed come as a boon to realtors who can raise the desired sums of money by pledging a part of their vast land portfolio and the widely prevalent practice of only mortgaging land in most parts of this vast country makes their task that much easier.
The reverse mortgage scheme that has come to be offered by most of India’s leading banks in recent times has indeed come as manna from heaven in the case of senior citizens who have access to either a tract of land, personal property or then a house of their own as the same can now net them a regular income till their last breath.
The concept is very simple and easy to understand, a senior citizen who owns or holds either a house or property, but lacks a regular and stable source of income mortgages his property based on the banks assessment of it’s worth and the bank in turn begins to pay the person concerned a regular payment which continues till his/her last breath.
What makes the above mentioned scheme even more alluring or enticing is the fact that the person can continue to reside in the mortgaged house throughout his/her life span and will not be evicted under any circumstances. The bank however abrogates unto itself the right to dispose of the property/house in question after the demise of the senior citizen and any excess amount left over form the sale of the property at the then prevalent market rates is duly disbursed amongst the legal heirs.
Primarily known as the Housing Finance Industry, the net worth of the mortgage financing industry within India has been estimated at 18 billion US dollars. A significant though belated change in the structure and functioning of the mortgage industry has come to define it in recent years.    

ON WAITERS, WAITRESSING AND SERVING

BY SUNNDEEP CHOPRA.
Waiter, Boy, Garcon, Here, Snap of the Fingers and last but not the least summons through a whistle are commonly resorted to terms of endearment which are in vogue when it comes to requisitioning the services or then attention of your friendly neighbourhood waiter.
Waiters almost seem like men from another planet, they more often than not shrug away the vilest of abuses without batting an eyelid, remain standing for hours on end without a whisper of complaint on their lips, maintain their poise, decorum and unflappable charm in the face of the gravest of provocations, and last but not the least serve out gourmet meals while making do a meal barely fit for human consumption themselves more often than not.
The ubiquitous English butler Jeeves has become the epitome of all things related to waiters and also been immortalized by P.G. Wodehouse in his plethora of work on a master/butler relationship, a stiff ramrod straight back, stiff upper lip, unflappable sense of decorum, inherent ability to put up with long and often inhuman hours of work, smile away your worries and temper tantrums while continuing to serve either a shrew or harridan without a cuss word or protest emanating from your lips and last but not the least pirouette like a ballerina through crowded aisles and passage ways are much sought after abilities or then desirable attributes in a stereotypical waiter.
Motion pictures or then moving images of all hues, budgets, in every language under the sun, with or without multi star casts and helmed by the crème de la crème of directors have served to establish or carve out a larger than life image of the humble waiter; waiters have doubled up as spies, police officers, undercover agents, enemies of the state and what have you. Waiters have unabashedly romanced their heroines, saved them from the clutches of the villain and his henchmen and even essayed the role of Sir Galahad when required, but, pray, tarry for a while and ponder on the fact that this is largely restricted to the silver screen and is a figment of the director’s vivid and over imaginative imagination.
Nimble footedness, almost inhuman balancing abilities, honouring the most banal of requests with a smile, answering the most idiotic query in a civilized manner and a razor sharp memory capable of imbibing every favoured customers’ quirks and eccentricities are the hallmarks of a waiter/butler cast in the Jeeves mould.
A multitude of schools, colleges, international and domestic hotel chains, clubs, resorts, lounges and their many counterparts have gone about setting up or establishing training schools wholly devoted to imparting the desired and much sought after skills and their related websites would be the ideal place to glean information on the minutest details pertaining to the profession. The pay is nothing to write home about and the hours of work are long and undulating, but the tips are the proverbial icing on the cake.    

ON WEIGHT LOSS AND WEIGHT RELATED OBSESSIONS

BY SUNNDEEP CHOPRA.
Every Tom, Dick and Harry wants to own or possess a sculpted body like Sylvester Stallone’s or then every Martha, Jane and Jenny hankers for that elusive hourglass figure in a ceaseless quest to become the next Miss Universe or World as the case may be.
This ceaseless quest though downright ridiculous and often bordering on the downright ridiculous has succeeded in spawning a multi-million dollar aspirational industry wholly and solely devoted towards this ludicrous thirsting for the elusive el doradoish ‘hour glass or then size zero figure’.
Hours of blood, sweat, tears, failures and recriminations, and innumerable comebacks from the verge of sheer hopelessness and near insanity have made a Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarznegger, Sharon Stone or then Nicole Kidman the individuals they are.
So kindly do yourself a favour and immediately put a stop to this borderline manic obsessional behavior; seek an appointment with your friendly neighbourhood dietician or nutritionist, determine your ideal weight in close consultation with him/her and then embark on a mutually beneficial and rewarding journey without ever forgetting the dictum that “the journey of a million miles always begins with a single step”.
Cut our the fat in favour of the lean, divest your freezer of red meats and take to white meats like chicken, fish, shrimps, prawns and crabs as if there was no tomorrow and last but not the least make fat is out and lean is in your guiding light.      

PITUITARY AND HYPOTHALAMIC DISEASES OR PARA SELLAR TUMOURS

BY SUNNDEEP CHOPRA:
Pituitary Tumours: These account for or then constitute between 10-15% of all intracranial (brain surface) tumours. A significant or then overwhelming majority of these are benign or non spreading adenomas that are classified or then sub-divided based upon their size, affected area or area of invasiveness, the patients endocrine status.
Metastases (secondary cancerous growth supplanted or then trans located form the location of the primary growth) may occur within the posterior pituitary of elderly or ageing patients. The differential or concrete diagnosis of a sellar region mass includes the administration of a craniopharyngioma, meningioma, and aneurysm (x-rays and radiological investigations).
Pituitary tumours or then para-sellar tumours may present or manifest itself as a space occupying or tenanting lesion within the pituitary fossa, gland or space or supra sellar and subsequently identified with the aid of either a CT scan or MRI as the case may be. Such a lesion may simply be a matter of chance or then incidental discovery during the course of a neuro-imaging exercise being carried out to identify some other anomaly or indication or may then come to light during the investigation of one of it’s many mass or side effects.
Sellar and para-sellar tumours are synonymous with a wide variety of side-effects depending upon their size and location. The most widespread but least specific of these is the proverbial headache which may be a consequence or direct result of the stretching or expansion of the diaphragm sellae.
Compression or depression of the neural or nerve related connections between the retina and occipital cortex (parts of the human eye) may lead to or cause a temporary/partial loss of vision or visual field defect.
Pituitary tumours are occasionally known to infarct or then bleed into systic lesions. This condition or predilection is chrtistened or termed ‘pituitary apoplexy’ and may result in the abrupt expansion or widening with local or then area specific compression symptoms and acute-onset hypopituitarism.
Non-haemorrhagic infarction or non bleeding infarction can also occur within/in a normal pituitary gland and predisposing or causatory factors or predilections include obststric haemorrhage or bleeding, diabetes mellitus and then raised or enhanced intracranial pressure.
Pituitary adenomas (tumours) are the most common and widespread cause of pituitary hormone hyper and hypo secretion (excessive and deficient secretion) syndromes in all adults and account for almost 15% of all intracranial neoplasms.
CLINICAL FEATURES OR SYMPTOMS:
Pituitary adenomas may present or announce themselves with either mass effect or then endocrinal disturbances or disruptions from status quo. Mass effect may cause or then result in btitemporal hemianopia due to the pressure exerted on the optic chiasma which in turn may result in the dysfunctioning of the cranial nerves. Endocrinal dysfunction is exclusively dependent on the secretory properties of the tumour if any.
Pituitary apoplexy (abrupt effusion or emission of blood) results in or gives birth to headaches, loss of vision, opthalmoplegia (eye related condition) and also possesses the inherent potential to alter or change the levels of consciousness and is primarily caused by the haemorrrhagic infarction of a pituitary tumour. The sudden/abrupt headache and meningism is similar or synonymous to the presentation or manifestation of aneurismal SAH.
Clinical syndromes for secretory pituitary tumours:
Prolactin: galactorrhoea, primary or secondary amenorrhoea and impotence.
Growth hormone: acromegaly and gigantism if prepubertal
Adrenocorticotrophic hormone: Cushing’s disease.
DIAGNOSIS OR INVESTIGATION:
Any patient with even the remotest suspicion of a suspected pituitary tumour should immediately undergo formal visual field and acuity testing, MRI scan of the pituitary region and baseline or cursory assessment of pituitary function including prolactin, fasting serum and urinary free cortisol, growth hormone and insulin like growth factor-I.
Establishing the patients endocrinal status particularly with regard to the ACTH-cortisol axis and prolactin is a pre-requisite. Cortisol deficiency or shortage should be immediately addressed or corrected particularly in the perioperative (period extending or varying from the time of admission for surgery to the time of discharge) period.
A high or excessive prolactin level may indicate or point towards a prolactinoma and preclude or then obviate the need for surgery; awareness of the fact that pituitary stalk (or end) compression or exertion of pressure from other tumours can moderately elevate the existing or then previously recorded prolactin levels.
The accurate diagnosis of an ACTH secreting tumour can prove to be an extremely difficult proposition and can/will often involve the usage or initiation of specialised testing like petrosal sinus sampling as well as the dexamethasone suppression test.
A conglomeration of disorders can present/manifest or announce themselves as a mass in the pituitary and hypothalamic regions, but the majority of intrasellar tumours are pituitary macroadenomas (most commonly non functional adenomas), most if not all suprasellar masses are craniopharyngiomas and para-sellar masses are most commonly meningiomas. Some lesions have distinctive neuroradiological features, but a precise or fool proof diagnosis involves surgical intervention or biopsy.
All patients with (para-) sellar space occupying lesions should mandatorily /voluntarily or periodically undergo pituitary function related assessments.
TREATMENT: An urgent or time bound initiation of requisite or prescribed treatment is a pre-requisite whenever there is the remotest evidence of undue pressure on the visual pathways. The probability of complete recovery of a visual field defect are directly proportional to the duration and longevity of the causative symptoms; full or complete recovery is only a remote possibility in cases of the defect being present for either four months or more.
Measuring or then analyzing the levels of serum prolactin is an imperative before the initiation of any surgical procedure whatsoever. The chances of completely sidelining or by passing any surgical intervention are extremely bright if the existing prolactin level is less than 5000mU/l as the lesion in question may be a dimunitive prolactinoma that may be treated with the therapeutic trial of a dopamine agent for a few pithy days.
A significant majority of operations on the pituitary gland are performed by taking recourse to the transsphenoidal approach (minimum invasive surgery) wherein the pituitary fossa is approached via an incision or cut made either under the upper lip or nose and routed through the sphenoid sinus.
Transfrontal ( a more complex form of surgery) via a craniotomy is almost exclusively reserved for cases of suprasellar tumours. Pituitary function should be necessarily tested within four-six weeks after the completion of the surgical procedure as a matter of routine as the same serves as an indispensable tool in the detection of any new hormone deficiencies or defects in the aftermath of the surgery.
Imaging through a slew of means is commonly repeated as a course of investigation within the matter of a few months and external radiotherapy may be taken recourse to reduce the underlying threat of recurrence or then introduced if the imaging shows indications of the presence of a residual mass and the histology of the same confirms or underlines the presence of a radiosensitive tumour.
Non functioning or benign tumours are followed up by repeated imaging at intervals depending or impinging on the size of the lesion and whether or not radiotherapy has been administered.
RADIATION: radiation is either used as a primary therapy for pituitary or parasellar masses or more commonly as an adjunct or auxiliary to surgery or medical therapy (treatment through the ingestion of prescribed drugs). Focussed or localized irradiation is achieved through precise and pinpointed MRI localisation using a high-voltage linear accelerator and accurate or precise isocentric rotational arcing.
An error free reproduction of the patient’s head position during multiple or repeated visits and steadfast maintenance of absolute and irresolute head immobility.
The role or significance of radiation therapy in the treatment of a pituitary factor is dependent on a multitude of factors including the nature and behavior of the tumour, and the ready availability of surgical and radiation related expertise.
Side-effects: radiation may be primarily responsible for the occurrence of transient nausea and weakness. Acute hair loss and prolonged absence of sense of taste are the long term side affects that have come to be associated with the usage of this method as a treatment of choice.
Medical therapy for pituitary tumours is highly topical and case specific. The initiation of this form of treatment is solely dependent on the type or classification of the tumour. Dopamine agonists are the treatment of choice in the case of prolactinomas. Somatostatin analogues and  on occasion dopamines agonists are the chosen forms of treatment for acromegaly and TSH-secreting tumours. ACTH-secreting and non functioning tumours are generally oblivious to all treatments with drugs and require surgery and/or irradiation.
QUICK FACTS:
Pituitary Gland: Hypogonadism or growth related disorder
                             Hypothyroidism or anomalies in the functioning and secretion of hormones
                            generated within the thyroid gland.
                            Growth failure and adult hyposomatotropism
                            Hypoadrenalism.
Genetic Syndromes Associated with Pituitary Tumours: Several or numerous familial or family related syndromes have become almost synonymous with pituitary tumours and the gentic mechanisms for some of them have been unraveled or unearthed only in recent times:
Ø  Multiple endocrine neoplasia: is an autosomal dominant syndrome characterized primarily by a genetic predisposition or then affinity to parathyroid, pancreatic islet and pituitary adenomas.
Ø  Carney Syndrome: is synonymous with or then recognized by spotty skin pigmentation or colouration, myxomas and endocrinal tumours including testicular, adrenal and pituitary adenomas.
Ø  Mc-Cune Albright Syndrome: consists of ployostsotic fibrous dysplasia, pigmented skin patches and a variety or multitude of endocrine related disorders including GH-secreting pituitary tumours, adrenal adenomas and autonomous ovarian function.
Ø  Familial acromegaly is an extremely rare or then almost extinct disorder in which family members exhibit or manifest symptoms of either acromegaly or then gigantism.                        

SHENANIGANS OF WAITRESSES

 BY SUNNDEEP CHOPRA:
Waitresses have earned various sobriquets down the ages: divine, supreme, enchantress, mistress of my dreams and even a censored or beeped word that refers to an illegitimate child if one were to believe a stereotypical joke attributed to the Sikhs or Sardarji’s as we have come to know them.
O! east is east and west is west and never the twain shall meet or so said Rudyard Kipling in one of his immortal poems, waitresses have certainly done their fair bit in dispelling their myth; they have donned miniscule mini skirts, long and flowing gowns, pinafores and flowing skirts, caftans, sarees or even flaunted their mammaries when the occasion has called upon them do so.
A thick or even better impermeable skin or hide, infinite patience, felicity with the most commonly spoken language within a country, passable visage, erect or upright body structure, impeccable manners, inherent ability to get downright dirty, stand for hours on one leg if required, brush off or condone sexual innuendos or overtures by desperadoes and last but not the least rudimentary self defence skills are desirable qualities in both budding and established waitresses.
Meeting orders, serving customers with a smile, taking orders, cleaning tables and floors (if required) and making customers feel at home is what most if not all waitresses do. The pay might not be earth shattering or bring the roof down, the hours are long and undulating, the job is primarily a thankless one that may earn you many more boots than bouquets; but the tips and gushing words of appreciation emanating from the lips of an appreciative customer do certainly go a long way in making up for the drudgery and mind numbing boredom associated with the profession.
Largely stereotyped as bimbettes with either little or no grey matter between their ears, waitresses have certainly dispelled this notion and how; they have cultivated or then acquired the ability to memorise and execute multiple orders almost simultaneously, learnt to laugh at/with themselves and wish away the ironies associated with the profession without bitterness and rancor and arrest the rising ardour and passion of many a budding romeo politely yet firmly by pitting them in their rightful places.
Still to get their due place under the sun, the profession continues to be looked at with disapproval, disdain and even disparagingly in most if not all developing or third world countries; yet young damsels continue to embrace the profession while turning a Nelson’s eye to the barbs, threats both implicit and explicit and real and present fear of social ridicule if not boycott; however smile all the while and be jolly, life wasn’t intended to be melancholic as Mae West once said.
Do log onto the websites of the Radisson, Hilton, Trident, Sheraton group of hotels or then colleges offering related courses for details on how one can go about entering the portals of this hallowed profession.     
             

THE MYSTIQUE OF NORFOLK AND WINES OF SANTA BARBARA

 BY SUNNDEEP CHOPRA.
Nature freak? intrepid traveler with an unquenchable thirst for the bounty of the wild, unbridled and untamed countryside, well then Norfolk might just provide the answer to all your dreams related to the same.
Alight or then disembark at the Norfolk city Airport and make a beeline towards the Car Rental Norfolk services; lay your hands on a sturdy four wheel drive replete with food and rink supplies and tent et all, and head off into the yonder land of Norfolks’ countryside. Rent a boat or then team up with a few hardy souls and rent a yacht, glide, sail or then simply float on the wide, bracing, tranquil and serene expanses of Norfolks untamed water bodies. Had your fill of water and all things related? Then get back into your rental vehicle from the Car Rental Norfolk Airport services and mark out your camping spot.
Go to sleep beneath the stars and awaken to the melodious sounds of a multitude of birds chirruping in your ears; there’s a lot to recommend the wonders of camping in Norfolk; experienced campers can chose from a plethora of sites in either the wide and oftentimes unexplored expanses of the inviting countryside, along the scenic stretches of the coast, or then on the outskirts or edge of the city. Light your barbeque and settle down with your favourite glass of tipple while the barbeques wending it’s miracles on the meat of your choice. Infact touring is the chosen way of imbibing as much as Norfolk’s wondrous expanses of unbridled beauty.
Heart’s yearning or then crying out for a little more civilized and domestic, then wander back towards the Norfolk Airport surrender your rental vehicle to the folks at the car rental Norfolk Airport services and take off towards Santa Barbara or then the U.S.’s equivalent of the Riviera.
Lay your hands on the most American of American cars namely the Chevrolet with sage aid and advice from the friendliest of folks at the car Rental Santa Barbara services and follow your nose towards it’s famed vine yards. Imbibe the intoxicating smells of the bunches of grapes naturally ripening in their own good time and enter the hallowed portals of a winemaker’s dinner where wine is the drink of choice and wine tasting and making techniques the common parlance.
Do make it a point to embark upon the exquisite one of it’s kind wine tour with it’s wine tasting, inhaling, sipping, accompaniment and last but not the least storage related experience, savour the varied tastes of Santa Barbara’s famed and acclaimed wines but pray do not succumb to their wiles and charms. Hic, Hic, Hurrahed your way to “Wine Nirvana” then head back towards your part of the earth but do not forget to return your rental car from the Car Rental Santa Barbara Services.      

TRAVAILS OF BARTENDING

BY SUNNDEEP CHOPRA:
Bartenders are stereotypically people who prepare or mix both alcoholic drinks, cocktails and mocktails for the patrons of bars, restaurants, star hotels, lounges, clubs, dance bars, dicotheques or then any other establishment that serves both alcoholic as well as non-alcoholic drinks.
The bartenders quintessentially are expected to memorise and perfect the preparation of standard cocktails and various other exotic combinations like bloody mary’s, granitas, virgin mary’s , rum and cokes, gin and tonic, lime and vodka and many other such intoxicating drinks and remain steady and alert on their feet despite imbibing or inhaling the stuporous fumes emanating from any and every bottle in their immediate vicinity.
Bartenders have also been known to check the credentials of customers to frequent their bars in order to ensure absolute compliance with the legally permissible drinking age in vogue within their state, serve drinks to customers when required, take and fill up orders, and last but not the least get down to pat the recipe of a discerning customer who insists upon having his drink mixed just the way he wants it.
Members of this profession are also expected to collect empty glasses, wash and clean glasses, replenish their liquor supplies and ensuring the availability of every item highlighted on the bar menu as and when required, devising ways and means of acquiring supplies at rock bottom rates and most significantly keeping their regular patrons in continued good humour.
Thought to be the exclusive preserve of men down the ages, women are now beginning to break the glass ceiling, serving to raise many a conservative eyebrow with their dimunitive presence on the other side of the bar counter, mastering the skills required to excel in the profession or then simply put in a nutshell finding their pretty feet in this male dominated profession.
As with all professions this profession to is synonymous with it’s fair share of danger as the infamous Jessica lal case in which a young, bubbly, effervescent, free spirited, blithe young girl was callously shot down by a misguided youth when she stuck to her guns and refused to fill up an order as the bar had closed down for the day at the end of the day after it’s stipulated business hours.
If making a fast bucks what you’re looking at then this profession’s certainly not for you as the drawn pay is anything but commiserate with the long hours, taxing, mind numbing, bone busting, spirit crushing and sometimes ball busting experiences that many a bartender go through.
Most bartenders are self taught, or then have acquired the requisite skills from their fore-bears, a few colleges are also  beginning to make a beleaguered effort towards imparting the desired skills but these are still too few and in far between.
The labour union office to which most practitioners of this art belong, web sites of colleges who have made forays into imparting skills or then Toastmaster’s International might just be the place to start.       

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Every Indian Should know the truth about the great MS SONIA GANDHI

·         Who is SONIA GANDHI? ( Every Indian Should Know This )
Who is Sonia Gandhi:
There
...e is officially no Sonia Gandhi. Her real name in passport is neither Gandhi nor Sonia. Its Edvige Antonia Albina Maino. Sonia is a Russian name and not italian. However, Antonia is an italian name and her passport is italian. Though she has married Rajiv Gandhi* she never accepted change of title officially. ( recall the time of turmoil in indian politics when Sonia Gandhi was trying to be the prime minister, but ultimately ManMohan Singh became her toy)
*Rajiv Gandhi: Actually Rajiv Khan being the son of Firoz Khan and Indira Priyadarshani. Gandhi is an assumed title to sentimentally lure indians for their political benefit. They are muslims by religion.
Father:
Stefano Eugene Maino is socially the father of Sonia. Her father was a German(hitlers army). When Hitlers army went to russia they were captured and imprisoned. He was captured near St. Petersburgh and was imprisoned for 20 years. But he became a member of KGB and his imprisonment was limited to 4 years. When he came back from prison he gave russian name to his daughters. Social father because when she was born her father was in jail for 4 years. Biological father is unconfirmed.
Mother:
Paula Maino.
Family:
She had 2 sistersin Orbassano, italy
Birthplace
Sonia claims she was born in Besano, near Turin in italy. However, as per her birth certificate, She is actually born is Luciana, in the borders of Switzerland. A resort town for German soldiers during war.
Education:
She initially put forward to Indian Govt. that she studied in Cambridge University which proved to be fake. She submitted an affidavit that she studied english in Bell Education trust at Cambridge. Even this was proven to be fake and was found she never got any education after class five. She was a young girl with no formal education living five years in england. How did she support her livelihood for 5 years? Any wild guesses?
Citizenship:
She has not given off her italian citizenship. Indira Gandhi used her power to issue her an Indian Citizenship so that she can join Indian politics. She is holding an illegal citizenship in India. No action is being taken by Home Minister.
Religion:
Cristianity.
Bank Balance:
Rajiv Gandhi and his family owned 2 billion USD in Swiss Bank as of November,1991. Benefitiary of death of Indira Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi was Sonia Gandhi.
Family:
Sonia's sister Alexandria(or Anuska) has 2 shops in Italy selling antiques stolen from India. Sonia used her power to smuggle indian artifacts through Air India flights uninspected.
Sonia's son Rahul Gandhi, whose real name is Raul Vinci. He got admitted to Harvard in quota but was thrown off soon because he was incompetant. He has italian citizenship since his mother never gave up her citizenship. He cannot officially become the citizen of india or any politician in india as long as he doesnt give up his italian citizenship. Arrested in Boston airport for carrying 160,000 dollars cash, accompanied by Veronique (spanish). veronique is the daughter of Drug mafia leader. Rahul has also been accused for gang raping Sukanya Devi, whose petition to all courts in India have been rejected due to their political hold and the whereabouts of the family is unknown. However, the information is widely available online.
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Monday, September 5, 2011

FACT VS FICTION


ARVIND KEJRIWAL:-

1.Mechanical Engineer :- IIT Kharagpur
2.Job :- Tata Steel
Fo...rmer IRS (posted at IT Commisioner's office)
Social Activist:-
Man behind Right to Information Act and LokPal bill
3. Awards :-
Various Ashoka Fellow, Civic Engagement.
2005: 'Satyendra Dubey Memorial Award', IIT Kanpur for his campaign for bringing transparency in Government
2006: Ramon Magsaysay Award for Emergent Leadership.
2006: CNN-IBN, 'Indian of the Year' in Public Service
2009: Distinguished Alumnus Award, IIT Kharagpur for Emergent Leadership.
2010: Policy Change Agent of the Year, Economic Times Corporate Excellence Award along with Aruna Roy.

He left his job in IRS to fight against corruption !!


RAHUL GANDHI :-

1. Education- failed to secure passing grades in National Economic Planning and Policy graduated by any how
2. Job: Got ancestral political power and running through it
3. Award: he is making awards not getting it


For him Terror attacks are common thing...
we should not be worried of that.....let it happen(since they have z class security)

he will never talk about Govt. policies....and planning....since he
is not intelligent enough to grasp that.(claimed to be most eligible to be PM)

Won't talk about black money and corruption.

will never talk in Parliament.

No political vision and goals for nation .

Trained well to fool poor villagers with white kurta & khadhi (doing the same in UP and other places.)


4.Achievements:-
Grandson OF Nehru,
Grandson of Indira Gandhi,
Son Of Rajiv Gandhi,
From Nehru-Gandhi Family.

Till now a BIG ZERO...!!
Claimed to be next PM of INDIA !!


Bloddy Hell !!
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

what does Mortgage and Reverse Mortgage mean ??


A ‘mortgage’ has come to be defined as the transfer of an interest in property (or the equivalent in law-a charge) to a lender as a security for a debt. While a mortgage is quintessentially not a debt, it is the lender’s security for a debt. In simpler words, a mortgage can be understood as a security for the loan that the lender makes to the borrower.
Mortgages are strongly identified or then associated with loans secured on real estate and indeed come as a boon to realtors who can raise the desired sums of money by pledging a part of their vast land portfolio and the widely prevalent practice of only mortgaging land in most parts of this vast country makes their task that much easier.
The reverse mortgage scheme that has come to be offered by most of India’s leading banks in recent times has indeed come as manna from heaven in the case of senior citizens who have access to either a tract of land, personal property or then a house of their own as the same can now net them a regular income till their last breath.
The concept is very simple and easy to understand, a senior citizen who owns or holds either a house or property, but lacks a regular and stable source of income mortgages his property based on the banks assessment of it’s worth and the bank in turn begins to pay the person concerned a regular payment which continues till his/her last breath.
What makes the above mentioned scheme even more alluring or enticing is the fact that the person can continue to reside in the mortgaged house throughout his/her life span and will not be evicted under any circumstances. The bank however abrogates unto itself the right to dispose of the property/house in question after the demise of the senior citizen and any excess amount left over form the sale of the property at the then prevalent market rates is duly disbursed amongst the legal heirs.
Primarily known as the Housing Finance Industry, the net worth of the mortgage financing industry within India has been estimated at 18 billion US dollars. A significant though belated change in the structure and functioning of the mortgage industry has come to define it in recent years.    

Social Workers - Job Decodified

Social Workers are indeed a strange species, wandering around from place to place a la wandering minstrels spending their time with the deprived, deprivated and down trodden sections of society, going unwashed and underfed for days on end, taking up cudgels on behalf of any cause or then people who tickle their fancy and strike a chord deep down in their hearts.
A natural empathy, inherent ability to put up with hardships and making do with the most rudimentary means of life sustenance, capacity to fall asleep on either a continuation of newspapers, on the hard ground, or then anywhere under the surrealistic skies and the heart and souls of either a nomad or fakir are pre-requisites or then much desired qualities in any and every social worker.
Putting a definition to or then making an effort towards confining the life skills of a social worker would indeed be an exercise in futility one just has to look up to people like Medha Patkar, Anna Hazare, Arvind Kejriwal, Bill Gates, Bishop Desmond Tutu, Bill Clinton, Mother Teresa, Nafisa Ali, Amod Kanth or others of their ilk to understand what social work is all about.
My life is my karma or deeds or so Mahatma Gandhi once spoke, social workers is what social workers do, they take up cudgels on behalf of the downtrodden, deprived and marginalized sections of our so called society, raise their individual and collective voices against atrocities both real and perceived, galvanise public opinion against the misdeeds or sins of omission and commission of our so called rulers, organise protest marches and agitations against transgressions of women and child rights, barrack and lay siege to factories and establishments where the reprehensible practice of child labour is rampant.
Stick onto trees like a leech and even go down with them in a heroic effort to safeguard our environment, make Tinsel Town demigods(?) seek public pardons for having committed the sin of hunting down an animal belonging to an endangered species and last but not the least even take on the might of the government in a show of sheer bravado in order to ensure that an important anti corruption legislation or watchdog did not end up being a toothless tiger and irrelevant document gathering dust within the hallowed (?) precincts of the Lok Sabha (lower house of India’s parliament) library and also selflessly reach the battlefield during wars and skirmishes in order to render yeomans service and apply a salve on the wounds suffered by our indomitable warriors on both their bodies and psyches.
Please log onto the websites of the Greenpeace foundation, Amnesty International, Sparsh, Child rights and You (CRY), Helpage India, Concern India foundation, Make A Wish Foundation, Being Human or any other such site to gather crucial and humanising information on how you can and more significantly should make a difference.               

Insight into the job of Bartending .


Bartenders are stereotypically people who prepare or mix both alcoholic drinks, cocktails and mocktails for the patrons of bars, restaurants, star hotels, lounges, clubs, dance bars, dicotheques or then any other establishment that serves both alcoholic as well as non-alcoholic drinks.
The bartenders quintessentially are expected to memorise and perfect the preparation of standard cocktails and various other exotic combinations like bloody mary’s, granitas, virgin mary’s , rum and cokes, gin and tonic, lime and vodka and many other such intoxicating drinks and remain steady and alert on their feet despite imbibing or inhaling the stuporous fumes emanating from any and every bottle in their immediate vicinity.
Bartenders have also been known to check the credentials of customers to frequent their bars in order to ensure absolute compliance with the legally permissible drinking age in vogue within their state, serve drinks to customers when required, take and fill up orders, and last but not the least get down to pat the recipe of a discerning customer who insists upon having his drink mixed just the way he wants it.
Members of this profession are also expected to collect empty glasses, wash and clean glasses, replenish their liquor supplies and ensuring the availability of every item highlighted on the bar menu as and when required, devising ways and means of acquiring supplies at rock bottom rates and most significantly keeping their regular patrons in continued good humour.
Thought to be the exclusive preserve of men down the ages, women are now beginning to break the glass ceiling, serving to raise many a conservative eyebrow with their dimunitive presence on the other side of the bar counter, mastering the skills required to excel in the profession or then simply put in a nutshell finding their pretty feet in this male dominated profession.
As with all professions this profession to is synonymous with it’s fair share of danger as the infamous Jessica lal case in which a young, bubbly, effervescent, free spirited, blithe young girl was callously shot down by a misguided youth when she stuck to her guns and refused to fill up an order as the bar had closed down for the day at the end of the day after it’s stipulated business hours.
If making a fast bucks what you’re looking at then this profession’s certainly not for you as the drawn pay is anything but commiserate with the long hours, taxing, mind numbing, bone busting, spirit crushing and sometimes ball busting experiences that many a bartender go through.
Most bartenders are self taught, or then have acquired the requisite skills from their fore-bears, a few colleges are also  beginning to make a beleaguered effort towards imparting the desired skills but these are still too few and in far between.
The labour union office to which most practitioners of this art belong, web sites of colleges who have made forays into imparting skills or then Toastmaster’s International might just be the place to start.       

Profession of Waitresses decodified

Waitresses have earned various sobriquets down the ages: divine, supreme, enchantress, mistress of my dreams and even a censored or beeped word that refers to an illegitimate child if one were to believe a stereotypical joke attributed to the Sikhs or Sardarji’s as we have come to know them.
O! east is east and west is west and never the twain shall meet or so said Rudyard Kipling in one of his immortal poems, waitresses have certainly done their fair bit in dispelling their myth; they have donned miniscule mini skirts, long and flowing gowns, pinafores and flowing skirts, caftans, sarees or even flaunted their mammaries when the occasion has called upon them do so.
A thick or even better impermeable skin or hide, infinite patience, felicity with the most commonly spoken language within a country, passable visage, erect or upright body structure, impeccable manners, inherent ability to get downright dirty, stand for hours on one leg if required, brush off or condone sexual innuendos or overtures by desperadoes and last but not the least rudimentary self defence skills are desirable qualities in both budding and established waitresses.
Meeting orders, serving customers with a smile, taking orders, cleaning tables and floors (if required) and making customers feel at home is what most if not all waitresses do. The pay might not be earth shattering or bring the roof down, the hours are long and undulating, the job is primarily a thankless one that may earn you many more boots than bouquets; but the tips and gushing words of appreciation emanating from the lips of an appreciative customer do certainly go a long way in making up for the drudgery and mind numbing boredom associated with the profession.
Largely stereotyped as bimbettes with either little or no grey matter between their ears, waitresses have certainly dispelled this notion and how; they have cultivated or then acquired the ability to memorise and execute multiple orders almost simultaneously, learnt to laugh at/with themselves and wish away the ironies associated with the profession without bitterness and rancor and arrest the rising ardour and passion of many a budding romeo politely yet firmly by pitting them in their rightful places.
Still to get their due place under the sun, the profession continues to be looked at with disapproval, disdain and even disparagingly in most if not all developing or third world countries; yet young damsels continue to embrace the profession while turning a Nelson’s eye to the barbs, threats both implicit and explicit and real and present fear of social ridicule if not boycott; however smile all the while and be jolly, life wasn’t intended to be melancholic as Mae West once said.
Do log onto the websites of the Radisson, Hilton, Trident, Sheraton group of hotels or then colleges offering related courses for details on how one can go about entering the portals of this hallowed profession.