MERE LIP SERVICE OR AVOWED COMMITMENT?????

The Congress party has once again proved that it's commitment to weeding out corruption from it's very root is at best selective and only applicable if the same serves it's self interest and furthers it's one point agenda of clinging onto the reins of power at any cost......
Shedding further light on this contentious matter party spokesperson and general secretary in charge of Delhi Shakeel Ahmed said, "the Congress party had categorically said that we will oppose any legislation that contravenes or goes against the provisions laid down by the centre in it's own version of the Lokpal BIll".........
"We had categorically said this in reply to the letter sent to us by the Aam Aadmi Party listing 18 demands even before we decided to extend unconditional support to it, we had then said that the 16 demands that were purely administrative in nature, but also steadfastly opposed the provisions pertaining to the demand for complete statehood to Delhi and the seemingly draconian Jan Lokpal Bill that the Aam Aadmi Party propagated"...........
"Our opposition to this bill however does not mean that we will pull down this minority government, we will oppose it tooth and nail on this issue as we are of the informed opinion that the draft of the bill passed by the cabinet contains many provisions that are contrarian to the measures laid down by the centre's version of the Lokpal Bill, hence our opposition to the same", he concludes........
One really wonders how Mr. Arvind Kejriwal will now get his "pet" bill passed in a specially convened assembly session at the national capital's Indira Gandhi Indoor Stadium as the Bharatiya Janata Party is also bound to oppose the same tooth and nail.........
To compound his miseries, Mr. Kejriwal is also burdened by the sceptre of an internal revolt by the expelled Aam Aadmi party legislator Vinod Kumar Binny and the five other Aam Aadmi Party legislators who are surreptitiously extending their support to him..........
According to Aam Aadmi Party sources the bill could be presented before the assembly within the next week or ten days and there is no question whatsoever of diluting it's allegedly draconian provisions as the party is committed to nipping out corruption from it's very root not co-existing with it as the central government had done..........
Maybe, the legendary magician Houdini or then our very own P.C. Sorcar could lend/teach Messrs Arvind Kejriwal and company a trick or two about turning a hostile tide in their favour.........

RACISM CONTINUES UNABATED..........

Ugly and heinous racism and hedonistic tendencies towards/against those Indians who hail from the north eastern part of the country are certainly the flavour of the season as far our national capital is concerned, prefer not to believe me and call me sensational and biased, well then, sample this for thought...........
The grotesque, inhuman and diabolic death of the student hailing from ArunachalPradesh was only the proverbial icing on the cake as racist taunts, slurs, unpalatable comments about their hair, vestments and allegedly " loose lifestyles, inflated prices and much more are the daily stock in trade for those who hail from the north east............
A few students from the north east have actually accomplished the seemingly herculean task of speaking, reading and writing the preferred lingua franca of the national capital namely Hindi fluently, but this too has not stopped auto drivers, vegetable vendors and other such unscrupulous elements from fleecing them blind at any and every given opportunity..........
" I speak Hindi with the barest trace of an accent and a modicum of familiarity, yet continue to be be robbed blind by autowallahs, sabjiwallahs, rediwallahs and am continually asked the question whether I hail from China", Susan Massey a Delhi University research student and resident of Satya Niketan painfully admits.............
Sample this now, Ram Gogoi a student of the national capital's prestigious Ramjas College left no stone unturned and literally scoured the length and breadth of every lane and by lane adjoining his alma mater in 2013 in an effort to secure a roof over his head.............
"Most if not all landlords simply turned me out or then simply refused to entertain me until one mammonesque landlord condescended to rent out a room to me at the princely rent of Rs. 11,500/- per month, while my fellow students hailing from other states were paying him the seemingly pithy sum of Rs. 6,500/- per month for similar accommodation; not only this, he also collected a year's rent as security deposit up front", Gogoi goes on to add...........
The story is no different in the case of the thousands of students hailing from the north eastern part of the country who frequent the national capital in search of elusive "quality" education each year, while the North Eastern Women's Hostel provides a partial answer to the numerous prayers of the female students, the male students are largely left to fend for themselves...........
Having no where else to turn, they end up being preyed upon by avaricious landlords and estate agents who charge them twice the price and then behave as if they are doing us a huge favour by either letting out their rooms or then helping us procure the same.............
" Many an opportunistic landlord does not even deign to return the 'security' deposit that they collect from us up front as they know that we have nowhere to turn", IK Singh a student of the national capital's iconoclastic Kirori Mal College candidly admits..........
And so a brutal tale of repression, subjugation and blatant racism continues unabated even as a significant majority of our hypocritical and escapist countrymen and women prefer to look the other way and dole out inanities and platitudes by the dozen as they are not subjected to the same inhuman treatment on a daily basis...........

PYAAR TUNE KYA KIYAA..........

The most sublime emotion of them of all namely love, is surely a multi faceted emotion; if one wrote about love breaking down barriers of age, nationality, man made boundaries and so on and so forth yesterday; one is commenting upon the ugly underbelly of the same namely stalking and deranged obsession today.......
Newspapers, magazines, journals, television new channels et al are replete with numerous stories of deranged obsessed lovers who stalk and harass their "love interests" to the point where matters tend to get out of hand and have disastrous social and legal ramifications; but what takes the cake if not the entire bakery in this instance is the lakh of rupees and more that an obsessed and delusional lover splurged in a misguided effort to keep himself updated with recent events in his supposed lady love's life and times........
Stop doubting your eyes, yes you did indeed read it right, south Delhi resident 30 year old Bunty Kumar did certainly spend more than a lakh of rupees in a diabolic and deranged effort to keep abreast of the events in the life of his supposed "dream girl" a 16 year old teenaged student of a prominent South Delhi school........
Matters however came to an ugly head or grotesque culmination late on Tuesday afternoon when the above mentioned Bunty Kumar unceremoniously barged into the sprawling residence of his imaginary lady love in a prosperous South Delhi locality and proceeded to grope and molest her when she disdainfully turned down his undying professions of eternal love and his heartfelt desire to make her his life partner........
Conforming to stereotype and cast, Bunty also proved to be nothing more than a bully and spineless coward, he not only fled from the girl's abode when she raised a hue and cry but subsequently also quit the country with his tail between his legs.........
Cases under the relevant and applicable sections of the Indian Penal Code have been duly registered against the wannabe lothario at the Lodhi Road Police Station and the very same police personnel have taken his comrade in arms namely the 16 year old's maid into custody and she is currently her heels in the women's section of the national capital's Tihar Jail........
On being subjected to intense interrogation in typical Delhi Police ishtyle, the maid broke down and confessed to the fact that she was indeed Bunty's accomplice and informant and also that he had bought her the latest high end smart phone and also deposited more than Rs. 60,000/- in her bank account in lieu of which she used to keep him updated about his one sided love's life and times........
Bunty the scion of an influential and affluent South Delhi business family had been stalking the said girl for a little over three months according to Delhi police sources; he firstly made a foolhardy attempt to impress the girl with his customised BMW and choicest gifts and when the same failed to cast a spell, he resorted to subterfuge and sought the help of the girl's family's maid servant..........
His aide-de-camp not only kept him updated about the teenager's movements but also apprised him of the fact that the girl of his dreams was all alone at home on that fateful Tuesday afternoon and also let him into the house; Bunty initially tried to win her over with protestations of undying love and soulful inanities but soon resorted to intimidation and threats of physical harm when the girl steadfastly refused to succumb to his "Romeoish" charms........
Alas for Bunty, his "sapnon ki rani" turned out to be made of sterner stuff, she began shouting for help at the top of her voice and poor Bunty scampered off from the hotspot when he saw the neighbours make a beeline towards the same; he however committed the cardinal sin of leaving his trusty steed behind, thereby making the seemingly arduous task of establishing his identity a mere formality..........
Initial investigations carried out by the Delhi Police into the imbroglio have shed further light on the fact that Bunty is currently ensconed in a safe haven (?????) in Saudi Arabia; the Delhi Police personnel are however in constant touch with their Interpol counterparts and more than hopeful about ensnaring Bunty in their net sooner than later.........
As an astonished and shocked South Delhi aunty quipped; "hai, hai whatever is this besharam duniyaa coming too"............

FEBRUARY MUSINGS!!

Thanks to the eternal vigilance and due diligence on the part of the media and our highly underrated judicial system; our politicians, self styled godmen and self appointed saviours of society and religion still continue to quake in their boots and fear the common man's ire in no small manner; one shudders to think of the fate that would have befallen this country if self serving politicians, godmen, hypocrites and monsters masquerading as angels would have been allowed to run riot and have their way all the while........

Racist attacks, prospective 10 to 12 hour power cuts and last but not the least a chief minister who clandestinely endorses khap panchayats by affixing his stamp of approval and branding them "cultural organisations", one certainly can't ever recall Dilliwaalas having their cake and eating it too.....

The brutal, unprovoked, barbaric and deathly attack on a young and naive youth hailing from Arunachal Pradesh has once again exposed our racist nature and cruel and violent underbelly for all to see; one wonders why 18th century mindsets, prejudices, practices and hypocrisies continue to abound in 21 st century India; whatever next????? officially sanctioned revival of child marriages, Sati, Dowry, reduction of marriageable age from the present 18 to the much desired 16????? grow up India and Indians; wake up and smell the coffee, the rest of the world has moved on and left us at least 50 years behind, so do stop exulting in past glories and confront the ugly realities staring us in the face for the sake of our future generations........

Living in denial and turning your head the other way around whenever one is confronted with the ugly truth and conveniently blaming the Delhi police for the numerous attacks on Indians hailing from the north eastern part of the country is a convenient and handy way adopted by cowards and escapists who simply do not want to accept the fact that we are the biggest racists in the world and revel in discovering newer, cruder, diabolic and grotesquely divisive way of dividing what is an already divided country for our narrow, sectarian and political power driven ends........

Living in denial and turning your head the other way around whenever one is confronted with the ugly truth and conveniently blaming the Delhi police for the numerous attacks on Indians hailing from the north eastern part of the country is a convenient and handy way adopted by cowards and escapists who simply do not want to accept the fact that we are the biggest racists in the world and revel in discovering newer, cruder, diabolic and grotesquely divisive way of dividing what is an already divided country for our narrow, sectarian and political power driven ends........

Love on Facebook has certainly acquired a whole new denomination or then should I say definition what with a 41 year old based grandmother flying down to a nondescript Haryana village and getting bethroted (married) to man 16 years her junior........
Yes you did indeed hear it right, 41 year old Adriana Peral first befriended 25 year old Mukesh Ror through Facebook way back in February 2013, soon frantic notes were being exchanged and undying professions of eternal love were the flavour of the season and lo and behold the couple took their wedding vows, customary saat phere and settled down to a life of domestic bliss in Mukesh's village since November 2013.............
Peral who originally hails from good old California is a grandmother in her daily life and nurtures fond hopes of being able to visit her homeland, mother, doting grandchildren, pets and et all in the very near future with the man of her dreams in tow........
"With many a tear in my eye and a prayer on my lips, I used to frequent the local church beseeging the good lord for a loving and caring life partner after my brutal and traumatic previous experience with a monstrous US navy official that lasted just a few months"
"Thankfully the good lord paid heed to my entreaties and answer the same in the form of Mukesh, a man who is dearer to me than life itself and one who has reaffirmed my faith in love, goodness of the human heart and humanity"..........
Still adjusting to her changed life and circumstances in the idyllic village of Popra (70 odd kms away from Karnal town in the state of Haryana), Peral candidly admits that her first view of the village and Mukesh's humble abode did give rise to serious misgivings in her mind about her ability to adjust to and accept her new and changed circumstances on a permanent and long term basis..........
"My guardian angel and epitome of patience Mukesh was indeed a great help, he held my hand and led me through the initial period with a smile on his lips and constant words of reassurance and encouragement on his tongue and lo and behold, I am learning to make perfectly round rotis and the stench of cow dung also does not really bother me now".........
Trust the authorities and officialdom to create obstacles in the path of sublime love and true humanity, Mukesh has been denied a visa to visit his wife's homeland primarily on account of his humble economic circumstances and latent fear that he might indeed settle down in the US of A for good if he is allowed to set foot on it's soil...........
"Parel's visa expires on February 10 and she will have to take off for her homeland with my child in her womb, strange indeed are the ways of this world that takes perverse pleasure in keeping a father away from his soon to be born child on the flimsiest of pretexts", Mukesh laments.........
Despite being a post graduate in mass communications from the prestigious Kurukshetra University and having been associated with a score of vernacular newspapers and other publications for the last three and a bit years, Mukesh did not meet the approval of the visa authorities within the US embassy who summarily rejected his visa application for a tourist visa with a cursory and disdainful glance at his visa file............
Hope however continues to linger eternally in the heart's of this lovey dovey couple and they express fond hopes of being reunited real soon in changed economic circumstances and somewhat more salubrious surroundings in a Haryana town or city as the case may be...........
And thereby hangs a tale of love that transcends boundaries of nationality, religion, age and language, sacrifice and the ultimate triumph of the indomitable human spirit.........

If all else fails simply shoot the messenger as the same is the easiest way out for legions of escapist, hypocritical, seemingly pious and holier than thou Indians; I am the first one to admit that a few bad apples certainly abound within the echelons of the media, but pray, show me one profession that does not have it's fair share of the same; but that is not cause enough to berate the media and castigate it for holding up a mirror and reacquainting us with our blatantly racist tendencies...........

Team India's bubble has burst once and for all and how; comparative minnows New Zealand all but wiped the floor with us and we are trying to arrest the slide by mouthing inanities and doling out the most ludicrous excuses; talk about living in a "fool's paradise"..........

Whatever happened to our constitutionally prescribed doctrine of "unity in diversity", "sarva dharma sambhav" and "Vasudhaiva Kutumbakam", were all these slogans simply meant for public consumption and nothing more than an effort to hoodwink a gullible and naive populace....

LOVE CONQUERS ALL.........

Love on Facebook has certainly acquired a whole new denomination or then should I say definition what with a 41 year old based grandmother flying down to a nondescript Haryana village and getting bethroted (married) to man 16 years her junior........
Yes you did indeed hear it right, 41 year old Adriana Peral first befriended 25 year old Mukesh Ror through Facebook way back in February 2013, soon frantic notes were being exchanged and undying professions of eternal love were the flavour of the season and lo and behold the couple took their wedding vows, customary saat phere and settled down to a life of domestic bliss in Mukesh's village since November 2013.............
Peral who originally hails from good old California is a grandmother in her daily life and nurtures fond hopes of being able to visit her homeland, mother, doting grandchildren, pets and et all in the very near future with the man of her dreams in tow........
"With many a tear in my eye and a prayer on my lips, I used to frequent the local church beseeging the good lord for a loving and caring life partner after my brutal and traumatic previous experience with a monstrous US navy official that lasted just a few months"
"Thankfully the good lord paid heed to my entreaties and answer the same in the form of Mukesh, a man who is dearer to me than life itself and one who has reaffirmed my faith in love, goodness of the human heart and humanity"..........
Still adjusting to her changed life and circumstances in the idyllic village of Popra (70 odd kms away from Karnal town in the state of Haryana), Peral candidly admits that her first view of the village and Mukesh's humble abode did give rise to serious misgivings in her mind about her ability to adjust to and accept her new and changed circumstances on a permanent and long term basis..........
"My guardian angel and epitome of patience Mukesh was indeed a great help, he held my hand and led me through the initial period with a smile on his lips and constant words of reassurance and encouragement on his tongue and lo and behold, I am learning to make perfectly round rotis and the stench of cow dung also does not really bother me now".........
Trust the authorities and officialdom to create obstacles in the path of sublime love and true humanity, Mukesh has been denied a visa to visit his wife's homeland primarily on account of his humble economic circumstances and latent fear that he might indeed settle down in the US of A for good if he is allowed to set foot on it's soil...........
"Parel's visa expires on February 10 and she will have to take off for her homeland with my child in her womb, strange indeed are the ways of this world that takes perverse pleasure in keeping a father away from his soon to be born child on the flimsiest of pretexts", Mukesh laments.........
Despite being a post graduate in mass communications from the prestigious Kurukshetra University and having been associated with a score of vernacular newspapers and other publications for the last three and a bit years, Mukesh did not meet the approval of the visa authorities within the US embassy who summarily rejected his visa application for a tourist visa with a cursory and disdainful glance at his visa file............
Hope however continues to linger eternally in the heart's of this lovey dovey couple and they express fond hopes of being reunited real soon in changed economic circumstances and somewhat more salubrious surroundings in a Haryana town or city as the case may be...........
And thereby hangs a tale of love that transcends boundaries of nationality, religion, age and language, sacrifice and the ultimate triumph of the indomitable human spirit.........

BHARTI'S GOOD DEED

One wonders whether the Delhi law minister has not heard the age old dictum about the left hand being unaware of what the right is doing or then his penchant for grabbing the headlines and remaining in the limelight forces his hand to widely publicise every "selfless" deed performed by him.......
Somnath Bharti's nocturnal nigh wanderings continue unabated and the same stretched into the wee hours of Thursday morning too; the only difference herein being that he ended up playing good samaritan instead of being involved in unruly mobocracy.........
Bharti reportedly helped an accident victim near the IIT Delhi flyover and to record the event for posterity and ensure his fifteen minutes of fame even took to twitter to widely publicise his seemingly "selfless" deed........
According to Bharti's office, he and a few of his cohorts were moving around in a car late on Wednesday night/early on Thursday morning when they were confronted with the gruesome sight of a scooterist hitting the above mentioned flyover at considerable speed toppling over at least four or five times and ultimately getting trapped under the same.......
The minister and his aide not only pulled out the victim from under the scooter but also put him in an auto and promptly sent him to the AIIMS trauma centre along with an AAP volunteer; but also visited him in the hospital and enquired about his well being........
Continuing his good deed, the minister also took the time out to call up the Delhi police authorities and duly informed them about the calamitous predicament that had befallen the victim ironically named Bharat who fortunately suffered nothing more than a few bruises, bumps and a profusely bleeding nose........
Lo and behold!!! messages both congratulatory as well as deprecatory soon started inundating twitter; while a majority of the tweets were laudatory and praised the minister for his selfless service to humanity, a few were not only deprecatory but also downright humiliating; accusing the minister of ulterior motives and only doing the needful as he needed to refurbish his tainted image........
Like him or loath him, but there is certainly no ignoring one Mr. Somnath Bharti his vigilante moves earn him notoriety, infame, and last but not the least a continued spell in the full media glare; while his "sterling humanitarian" deeds earn him bouquets and brickbats in almost equal measure........
Way to go Mr. Bharti you have certainly mastered the art of remaining in the limelight no matter what.......

MUKHAUTA VERSUS ASLI CHEHRAA...........

All this glib talk about being an inclusive party and doing the right thing to people of all religious denominations is nothing more than a smoke screen sprung up to gather a few more crucial votes in the forthcoming general elections.......
At heart however, the Bharatiya Janata party continues to remain as exclusive, communal, divisive and subversive as it has always been as recent events that unfolded at a public rally in Uttar Pradesh's Meerut district conclusively proved once again......
Many a television channel and their numerous print media counterparts were eyewitnesses to the unsavoury episode of the party's state unit president roundly abusing and admonishing party members belonging to the minority community on the dais during the course of a public rally held in the above mentioned city on Wednesday........
Their crime???? the fact that they mustered the courage to answer the muezzin's call and offer their prayers (namaaz) while on the dais and in full public glaze.......
This pious and divine gesture however drew the considerable ire of the state unit's party president as he was of the informed (?????) opinion that the seemingly mindless (???????) antics of a few might end up costing them the votes of their traditional voters who might be offended by the gestures of the members belonging to the minority community.......
As expected, the rather sorry and unintentionally hilarious spectacle of the state unit party president frothing at the mouth and going purple behind his elephantine ears has drawn the considerable ire of denizens of the minority community and given the party's political opponents a golden opportunity to chastise and ridicule the supposed "party with a difference"???????
A few moments of insanity can cost you dear and these few moments of banality have certainly cost the party dear what with the Dar Ul Uloom threatening to issue directions to the minority community pertaining to boycotting all forthcoming Bharatiya Janata Party political rallies and also asking Uttar Pradesh's sizeable Muslim community to cast their invaluable votes in favour of a seemingly secular party more favourably inclined towards it......
Definitely not the auspicious and sagacious start to the nationwide start of it's "Mission 272" campaign expressly designed to woo the minorities and other traditional non BJP voters that the so called "party with a difference" was looking for........
As a supposed wit quipped "the mukhauta has slipped off and the asli chehraa of Messrs Amit Shah and prime ministerial candidate Narendra Modi is out there for all to see"..........
What was that about a leopard not being able to change it's spots despite yeoman efforts made in this regard........